1. It was hot, and I took my six-year-old son to the park to enjoy the shade, and I ran into a good friend in my girlfriend. When she saw my son, she praised him a lot. When the son was happy, his mouth became sweeter, and the auntie and auntie yelled. Friends hurried to the ice cream stand to buy ice cream. I haven’t seen each other for a long time, how can I let him spend money, so I said: “Don’t give it to him, the sorbet is cold, don’t freeze the child’s stomach.” But the son said: “Look, mom, the sorbet is not cold, it is being eaten. It’s hot 1
2. In the morning, my sister cried: I won’t go to school anymore, the teacher criticized me yesterday. Dad: You can’t stop going to school just because you are criticized by the teacher Brother: That’s right, why are you crying? The teacher criticizes me every day, but I didn’t cry.
3. Yesterday, my mother taught my younger brother to do homework. My younger brother asked my mother every question without using his brain. :”no! If the handwriting is different, the teacher will find out 1
4. In order to let my son concentrate on his studies, I made three agreements with him: first, watch TV for no more than half an hour a day; Play with children for no more than half an hour. After a while, my son said: “When you are old, I have to make three rules with them. Watch TV for no more than half an hour a day, surf the Internet for no more than half an hour a day, and go out to play with other old people for no more than half an hour a day.” …”
5. In the evening, I watched “Kangxi Dynasty” with my son, and said earnestly: Son, it seems that Kangxi has become emperor at the age of eight. Son: That’s because his father died early!
6.Stepping on the shadow will not grow taller. If someone walks over with their legs, they will not grow taller. After opening an umbrella in the house, it will not grow taller.
7. In the evening, I watched “Kangxi Dynasty” with my son, and said earnestly: Son, it seems that Kangxi has become emperor at the age of eight. Son: That’s because his father died early!
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